May 20. Hotbeds of apoplexy.
On this day in old seedlings planted in the beds. "At the hotbeds of the sun cup your ass."
June 4. Stepan Letoglyad.
If that day is still snow - summer is short and cold.
June 5. Thekla Prikolnitsa.
To this day just keeping up with the first kvas. This kvas prepared "prikolniki" - cold soups such as hash with various fun things - nuts, stones, shoes, keys, etc. If someone broke a tooth or two, on such laid to laugh.
June 6. Pushkin. Day old poetry.
"Sit down, man, on a bench and read the" Onegin "Glaucus!" 'It will be verse - will rhyme " On this day, cooked clicks and Chablis, reciting couplets.
June 8. Day Mikhail Botvinnik.
On this day everywhere cooked beet soup and ate her entire family. "On Michael botvinya ate not Hilo. No more will this day is not connected.
June 10. Mityai meanie.
At Mitiai in offices had always been accepted to receive a salary. If that day wages are low (was little money) - hence, the entire month will be scarce and hungry. And if a lot of money, then hungry will only last ten or fifteen days. "At the tenth day - buy a kilo of vodka" "On the tenth buzzing the village."
June 18. Day Alexei Stakhanov.
Output, at which agreed to go to work. "The Stakhanov - worked hard again!" "The Stakhanov day not sit on a stump!"
June 23. Vera Domushnitsa.
"At Verka lock the door," "Vera came - door is cracked, "On Faith - neighbors no faith!" It was believed that the stolen that day can not look for, and not about the stolen spare. Contact the police at Verka also useless.
July 1. Frol adulterer.
"At Frola everyone looks like Krol, "Frol come - just in relation entered.
July 3. Cleaning day.
"The cleaning day in the shop do not go."
July 5. Ambalov day.
"At Ambala sun gained strength." "He came Ambal - slapped on the brain!" "At Ambala - Coastal ate." On this day, catching up and squeezed out, and ride the weights or dumbbells. If this day a hundred times to raise a bucket of water, then all summer will hurt his hands.
July 10. De Sade.
"In de Sade pruner should remove" 'Came de Sade, whip strawberries hail " "In de Sade's all naughty cucumber water should be" 'De Sade, de Sade - Kiss of the cat ass "
July 17. Emmanuel.
"At Emmanuel - to spread out the bed"
"At Emmanyu summon girls in bath"
July 20. Anatoly dry twigs.
On this day, looking for a beer, brine, collected aspirin. "At Toll - a single step without glasses" "Without glasses withered meadow" "The Anatolia did not go out in the field I"
July 24. Hippolyte Vorobyaninov.
In Hippolytus carried away in yard old chairs, ripped and aired them. "The Hippolytus check what the chair sewn"
July 27. Mokei User.
On this day, boys and girls arranged a site struck up a cheerful chat and sat there until morning. "It Mokei - press ANNIE Kay"
August 3. Judas.
If Judas can find in the box ruble - not lift and lay beside her. "The Judas get a loan" "One day the whole year spoiled"
August 7. Tikhon Khrennikov.
"At Tikhon Come on, all is quiet-on!" On this day, the birds sing only songs by Soviet composers.
August 15. Vitaly Kolotun.
Time the first frost. "At Vital freeze genitals"
August 21. Akulina Gorchishnitsa.
Right on the first cold start and keep up with mustard plasters. "On Akulin day dress boots" "At Akulina luggage compress the chest and back" If Akulina draft - the snot will be long and green for a long time, until the spring.
August 24. Claudia pepper.
On this day, looking at old and noticed that they have hurt. If she breaks the waist - treating lower back, but if the pressure jumps, it has nothing to do - treat blood pressure. Again, looking at the elderly, can accurately predict what will happen to us in a few decades.
August 28. Day in Sydney Australian.
On this day in the Olympic villages began Olympic sport. The girls danced in the sand, and the guys walked in circles. "Sydney, with the men met, turn the TV set.
August 31. Following day.
What a day, so we must assume, and the summer was. "At follow - throw off gumshoes!" "I came last - a drink of vodka trail, summer's over!"
September 1. Dvoitsa (Dvoitsyn day).
"The priest Dvoitsu belt will be covered" After Dvoitsy children end summer vacation and have to go to school. |